Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,945 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/460 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Medals Earned: 10/18 (175/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
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Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
